10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders