10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• It's Free To Fold...
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is for fat, American losers.