10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Welcome to kicker school
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters