10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com