10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986