10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'