10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Fold and live to fold again
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike