10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters