10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22