10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain