10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.