10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim