10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- It's Free To Fold...
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson