10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05