10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.