10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"