10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...