10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Welcome to kicker school
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.