10 Random Poker Quotes

I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
"Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
in the poker game of life women are the rake
im going to 2 out you to death
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe