10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright