10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is for loners.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave