10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?