10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.