10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "No river, no fish."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.