10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.