10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson