10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.