10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.