10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'