10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.