10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --