10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!