10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.