10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery