10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.