10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom