10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.