10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."