10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer