10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.