10 Random Poker Quotes

When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
if u play for the thrill u are ill
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
"You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed