10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "No river, no fish."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."