10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- in the poker game of life women are the rake