10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker is for loners.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword