10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT