10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers