10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from