10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.