10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "No river, no fish."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.