10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977